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Batfamily

Adopting a New Plan by a_silly_gander
Jason is ready to set his plan in motion, the one that will topple the Crime Prince of Gotham and finally get Bruce to see. The board is set. The players are ready.

What he did not account for, however, was a child. Or three. I enjoyed this long AU where Jason ends up emulating Bruce's adoption habits.

Displacement by Imbecamiel
"He's dead," Tim said, blankly.

"Look at me." Jason ducked his head to catch Tim's eyes. "Hey, look at me. You didn't kill him. You just shot him. No big deal, right? You've injured lots of people. Just part of the job. Doesn't matter it was with a gun this time. Doesn't change anything. I'm the one who killed him. You're fine." Oh boys. Nice look at one way Jason could come home.

(Fail Compilation) MAN DEFEATED woman PWNS him EPIC [Original Audio] club mix 10 HRS VER by deadchannelradio
Fight computer or no, she could put him in traction. But that doesn't matter, because she doesn't fight people with migraines. They make her feel the same way that she does when she looks at the skinny cats outside of Steph's apartment when it rains. Hee! Cass takes down Midnighter without lifting a finger. <333

Hello Batman by Imbecamiel
"I like your kitty ears."

Bruce stared at the girl blankly for a moment, before reaching up to touch one of the points on the cowl.

"Thanks," he rasped, then coughed, clearing his throat. "It's actually a bat, though. Like this." He pushed back the edge of the cape to give her a better look at the symbol on his chestplate. 😍😍😍

The Irony by antebunny
There's some cruel, bitter irony in the fact that Tim, at eighteen, is back to stalking Dick to check on his health and well-being. Oh Tim…

it paints me and all my mistakes by StormySkiesAhead
I enjoyed this AU where Bruce "dies" before Jason comes back to Gotham and that changes things.

Jason, Take the Wheel by Miss_Lazy_Tuesday
Jason finds a new coping mechanism post-resurrection, and it changes a few things. This is so much fun! <3

Operation Friendship Helmet by goldenraeofsun
When Red Hood meets Dick, he seems almost friendly, compared to the violent hostility he showed Batman and Robin.

Tim sees an opportunity. Dick can work Red Hood's human angle, while Batman and Robin do more clandestine intelligence gathering out of sight.

For his part, Dick's happy to go along with the plan and make a new friend. Maybe, if he plays his cards right, he can turn Red Hood from a crime boss to a vigilante. But the closer Dick gets, the question nags louder and louder: why does Red Hood seem so familiar? This is such a fun read! <3

Sacrifice by nightwalker
As far as alien invasions go, this one was pretty smooth. At least it was right up until the aliens demanded a sacrifice. A child sacrifice.

Batman's child. I enjoyed this.

take a chance on me by destiny919
Jason catches Tim following Batman and Robin and eventually takes him home to Bruce. Oh heart.

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